Crazy, witty, funny, dizzying, creative and interesting statuses on the Vkontakte social network will make other users pay attention to your page. With an interesting status, the day becomes brighter, and life is more fun. This is a great way to keep in touch with your friends.
Music
The easiest option is not to write anything, but to put in the status the music that you are currently listening to. Music is a great way to keep in touch with friends when words are at a premium.
What you do, what you think, what you feel
People are interested in knowing what they are doing, what they are thinking and what others are feeling. Don't neglect this. Write about how you feel and what you think. There is nothing more original than a self-expressed thought or opinion.
Quotes
The day always starts in different ways, with different moods. Sometimes there is a desire to philosophize and pulls to express something eternal and thoughtful. But if the poor language is mute and stumbles with wording, do not be ashamed to borrow a saying from the treasury of the wise and famous. King Solomon, Sophocles, Confucius, famous writers and actors, athletes and prophets, artists and inventors have already worked for you in the field of original phrases. So do not hesitate and use the experience of the greats of this world.
Slogans and poems
A great way to be not only a good friend, but also a leader is to come up with some bright slogan or message. "Give the girls tulips!" - how relevant it sounds on the eve of March 8th. You will lead people, and that is inspiring.
Any positive affirmation sets up thoughts in a creative way and is very beneficial for health. And if it is presented in verse, then it is also perfectly remembered.
Wordplay
Take any common phrase or catchphrase or phrase that people often use. And redo it. Let's say you have gained a few extra pounds, and you are overwhelmed by the desire to inform the first person you come across, to share those who are sore in status. Don't rush to be boring and intrusive. Write something original, for example, "I got weight."
The whole relish of the pun is that it sounds funny and intriguing at the same time, adding some subtext to the statement.
Intentional mistakes
Write misspelled words and do it on purpose. It will be good if some kind of play of meanings is included in this. "I handed out all my coupons to the tanning salon to the pale." Yes, at first glance - a mistake, but if you look closely, then no. Do not hesitate to make obvious spelling mistakes. Provoke. "I wonder which of you noticed?" Someone will definitely pay attention and answer you. At the same time, check your friends for literacy. And remember the great and mighty native language.
Paradoxes and puns
A pun is the same play on words, only in verse. The pun repeats at first glance the same word. But these are two different words or phrases that sound the same. Sometimes the same word is used in a pun, but in different meanings. Mayakovsky was a great lover of puns. So you have someone to learn from. Of course, Mayakovsky lived in a different era, so try to stay in trend. Do you like fishing? Be more interesting. Tell about it with the help of a pun: "I'm not online - I went to throw the nets."
Lyrics from a song you like
There are so many amazing songs in the world. And there are just songs that you like. It happens that some line in the chorus will catch you so much that you want to repeat it over and over again. It is quite possible to decorate your status with a line from the song you like.
Japanese hoiku
Japanese hoiku are short three-verses. Take an example from the Japanese in their ability to be succinct and succinct. To write a hoiku, you don't need to suffer for a long time and select rhymes. This is why they are good. The best hoiku are written on inhalation and exhalation. Inhale is the first line. Exhale - the second and third.
Life changes
It is not at all necessary to write about important events, although the birth of a child, marriage and other joyful changes in a person's life always attract the attention of others. But you can share something less significant. Do you have a new handbag, cell phone, hair color or car? So brag.
Bible
It sounds like a byword, but the Old and New Testaments have inspired and will continue to inspire. And you don't have to be a believer. There are many interesting quotes in the Bible.
